Royal Taters
This one from the R.U. Hip? oeuvre is actually autobiographical! When my dear mother retired, she went DEEP into genealogical research. Amazingly, she found that on her side of our family (Smith, Hawkins, Throckmorton) that we are a direct line back to none other than Mary Boelyn! Yep. This means that I am the living illegitimate descendant of Henry VIII.😳
But does the royal family ever call? Do they write? Am I invited to U.K. royal events?
Nope. 🙄
